Will every single preordered copy be signed?

Will it be signed even if I preorder it on Amazon?

Will it be signed even if I preorder it on Barnes and Noble?

Will it be signed even if I preorder it from an independent bookseller?

Will it be signed even if I preorder it from my local bookstore?

Will it be signed even if I preorder it from the UK?

Will it be signed if I preorder it today?

Will it be signed even if I wait until tomorrow to preorder it?

Will it be signed even if I wait a month to preorder it?

Will it be signed even if I wait to preorder it until January 9th, the day before the book comes out?

Is it too late to preorder the book?

Will it be signed personally by the author, John Green?

Is he actually signing every single pre-order by hand?

Is John really signing 150,000 copies of this book? The entire first printing?

Won't it make life harder for John if we preorder the book because then we're forcing him to sign our book when he's already having a hard time signing so many books already? Won't we just be adding extra work?

Did John read the first chapter of this book during a live show?

Was the cover of the book designed by the amazing Rodrigo Corral?

If I preorder the book, will the cover feature a fancy removable sticker indicating that it's a signed copy?

Will a select few preordered copies not only feature John's signature but also hanklerfishes drawn by Hank and/or yetis drawn by the Yeti?

Is this John's newest book?

Is this the book the freaking Wall Street Journal wrote about and, in so doing, cited YourPants.org?

Is this the book that was number one on Amazon for six days straight even though it wasn't coming out for almost a year?

Did the awesome Julie Strauss-Gabel edit and invaluably contribute to this book?